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		<title>Jim’s Pancakes</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jim loves make pancakes for his daughter Alisson, but one day he question himself if her loves his pancakes too. So, he decided invent a new mode to make pancakes, using imagination and creativity. Today he makes fun pancakes, colored and in many formats. Look at the pictures:       Jim created a blog, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=teddybearsonfire.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6436701&amp;post=1669&amp;subd=teddybearsonfire&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jim loves make pancakes for his daughter Alisson, but one day he question himself if her loves his pancakes too. So, he decided invent a new mode to make pancakes, using imagination and creativity. Today he makes fun pancakes, colored and in many formats. Look at the pictures:</p>
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<p>Jim created a blog, a twitter and a facebook to disclose his invention. Now he makes sucess arround the world and sells the idea to fast-food restaurants and food industries. Jim posts too on his blog the recipes, and the videos teaching the people how to make this. Bon Appetit!</p>
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<p>More information on <a href="http://www.jimspancakes.com/">http://www.jimspancakes.com/</a></p>
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		<title>Liquid Glass</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 00:16:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today we are covered in tons of cleaning products. All the time the environment is attacked by corrosive and quimical products to keep your toys and objects, your furniture, etc, cleaned. Basically, everything you see around you, have to be cleaned periodically. The liquid glass, made of silicon dioxide, water and ethanol, is one of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=teddybearsonfire.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6436701&amp;post=1665&amp;subd=teddybearsonfire&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>Today we are covered in tons of cleaning products. All the time the environment is attacked by corrosive and quimical products to keep your toys and objects, your furniture, etc, cleaned. Basically, everything you see around you, have to be cleaned periodically.</p>
<p>The liquid glass, made of silicon dioxide, water and ethanol, is one of the most incredible discovered materials in the past 100 years.</p>
<p><a name="result_box" target="_blank"></a>Imagine, today, all your objects cleaned with an spray that has about 100 nanometers thick (500 times thinner than a human hair). That&#8217;s imperceptible just with eyes and touch, and the liquid glass suports even acids !</p>
<p><a name="result_box1" target="_blank"></a>Nanoparticles, resins or additives are not added: a molecular link is given by the forces of quantum components. The effect is prolonged because the bacterias witch would destroys it reproduces with difficulty on the surface.</p>
<p>To clean the products that had soffered an application of this spray is needed just hot water on it, and stays sterilized for months. Furthermore, they keep less contaminated than objetcs cleaned with chemical bleach !</p>
<p><a name="result_box2" target="_blank"></a>This protection is still flexible and has &#8220;pores&#8221; <span style="color:#000000;">that makes air still passing through it. </span></p>
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		<title>They&#8217;re back, in Brasil!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 00:12:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As decades pass by, they leave behind their souls for the following generations, the 60&#8242;s left behind the liberal thought and the hippie&#8217;s freedom, the 70&#8242;s saw the rise of rock and some kind of funky fashion that&#8217;s the decade&#8217;s fingerprint ultil today, and what about the 80&#8242;s? Older people, like your parents, may remember [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=teddybearsonfire.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6436701&amp;post=1662&amp;subd=teddybearsonfire&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<div>As decades pass by, they leave behind their souls for the following generations, the 60&#8242;s left behind the liberal thought and the hippie&#8217;s freedom, the 70&#8242;s saw the rise of rock and some kind of funky fashion that&#8217;s the decade&#8217;s fingerprint ultil today, and what about the 80&#8242;s? Older people, like your parents, may remember this decade as the disco age, one of the first things which will pop up on your mind once you remember the 80&#8242;s is John Travolta&#8217;s Saturday Night Fever is one of the main symbols of the decade.</div>
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<div>But for action enthusiasts, this Metallica&#8217;s or Disco&#8217;s decade, this was Arnold Schwarzennegger&#8217;s, Jean Claude Van Damme&#8217;s, Sylvester Stallone&#8217;s, Steven Seagal&#8217;s and Dolph Lundgren&#8217;s. You probably recognize some of these names, those guys are action actors and their movies were the thing back in the 80&#8242;s.</div>
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<div>But time has it&#8217;s effect on people, some of these actors lost their fame, their money, and most importantly, their dignity, nowadays, most of their releases are Direct to DVD low budget action movies, but Sylvester Stallone, undoubtedly the most succesful, with franchises like Rambo and Rocky, is leading the production of a new movie, which is going to be one of the highlights for the adrenaline lovers, it&#8217;s called The Expendables and it features many famous names, such as Jet Li, Jason Statham, Stallone himself, and some other actors, like Dolph Lundgren, in Stallone&#8217;s words, it&#8217;s a return to the 80&#8242;s roots.</div>
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<div>The movie is about a group of mercenaries, they are hired by Mr.Church (Bruce Willis), they are sent to a South American Island to overthrow a cold blooded dictator (David Zayas), the trailer is pure awesomeness, it shows a bunch of action, and it features an impressive cameo of the California governor Arnold Schwarzennegger, we haven&#8217;t seen him in years, but Stallone made him come, it&#8217;s a tribute to the good ol&#8217; days.</div>
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<div>I&#8217;m pretty excited for this movie, it looks to be pretty damn good, a bunch of famous actors, a beautiful landscape, lots of guns and action, what&#8217;s not to like?</div>
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		<title>Who is Felipe Neto?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ronald Rios is a brazillian comedian born in Rio de Janeiro. He begun his career doing shorts and posting on Youtube, but achieved mainstream recognition with his &#8220;Com a palavra, Ronald Rios&#8221; show, also on Youtube His sarcastic, clever and &#8220;in your face&#8221; kind of humor has achieved great success and grabbed the attention of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=teddybearsonfire.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6436701&amp;post=1656&amp;subd=teddybearsonfire&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Ronald Rios is a brazillian comedian born in Rio de Janeiro. He begun his career doing shorts and posting on Youtube, but achieved mainstream recognition with his &#8220;Com a palavra, Ronald Rios&#8221; show, also on Youtube</div>
<div id="_mcePaste">His sarcastic, clever and &#8220;in your face&#8221; kind of humor has achieved great success and grabbed the attention of MTV, which gave him and Erik Gustavo (his friend, and the show producer) a place for their show on the channel.</div>
<p>Ronald Rios is a brazillian comedian born in Rio de Janeiro. He begun his career doing shorts and posting on Youtube, but achieved mainstream recognition with his &#8220;Com a palavra, Ronald Rios&#8221; show, also on Youtube His sarcastic, clever and &#8220;in your face&#8221; kind of humor has achieved great success and grabbed the attention of MTV, which gave him and Erik Gustavo (his friend, and the show producer) a place for their show on the channel.</p>
<p>Here is the adress of his channel on Youtube and some of his videos. Hope u enjoy!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/ErikGustavo">http://www.youtube.com/user/ErikGustavo</a></p>
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		<title>Líricas Logarítmicas</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 00:56:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ah, número como vos odeio! Passo minhas tardes de sábado convosco Estudo sério, sem rodeios Nem música eu ouço Me concentro, mentalizo Após tantos zeros, criei juízo Escrevo fórmulas no banheiro ocupando ele inteiro tantas, mas muitas mesmo que não dá para ver um fio de cabelo Rabiscos no estojo, papéis dobrado no bolso, entro [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=teddybearsonfire.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6436701&amp;post=1645&amp;subd=teddybearsonfire&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah, número como vos odeio!<br />
Passo minhas tardes de sábado convosco<br />
Estudo sério, sem rodeios<br />
Nem música eu ouço<br />
Me concentro, mentalizo<br />
Após tantos zeros, criei juízo</p>
<p>Escrevo fórmulas no banheiro<br />
ocupando ele inteiro<br />
tantas, mas muitas mesmo<br />
que não dá para ver um fio de cabelo</p>
<p>Rabiscos no estojo,<br />
papéis dobrado no bolso,<br />
entro de vez no seu jogo</p>
<p>Ó, geometria ingrata!<br />
será que tem coisa mais chata<br />
Com seus cubos, diagonais, retas<br />
como é possível nunca achar<br />
as malditas respostas corretas?<br />
A mensagem no celular<br />
diz raiz de três<br />
a minha conta diz raiz<br />
de trezentos e vinte, em vez</p>
<p>Você é devia é pentear seus cachos,<br />
Newton, seu animal,<br />
e não atrapalhar minha vida<br />
antes do natal</p>
<p>Aresta lateral da pirâmide base quadrada,<br />
para que deve ser calculada?<br />
Os faraós lá dormem desde tenra idade<br />
e nunca tiveram tal curiosidade</p>
<p>Análise combinatória, alternos internos<br />
tudo sempre acaba numa conta dos infernos<br />
os irracionais te deixarão louco, já diz o nome<br />
e lembre-se de tratar com zelo<br />
a trigonometria, essa sim é um porre<br />
antes que ela se transforme<br />
no seu pior pesadelo</p>
<p>Apesar de tudo, tenho vestibular<br />
e provas para me torturar<br />
estudarei então, sem rodeios<br />
Ah, números, como vos odeio!</p>
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		<title>O Título Se Escolhe Por Último</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 00:56:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Caso houvesse uma hierarquia entre os professores, não haveria dúvida: os de religião, inglês e espanhol seriam os últimos e os de redação estariam no topo da cadeia alimentar. Pense bem. Nenhum outro professor tem tanto poder para te oprimir. Geralmente possuem aulas de baixíssima frequência, tipo uma a cada 15 dias, o que eles [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=teddybearsonfire.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6436701&amp;post=1641&amp;subd=teddybearsonfire&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Caso houvesse uma hierarquia entre os professores, não haveria dúvida: os de religião, inglês e espanhol seriam os últimos e os de redação estariam no topo da cadeia alimentar.<br />
Pense bem. Nenhum outro professor tem tanto poder para te oprimir. Geralmente possuem aulas de baixíssima frequência, tipo uma a cada 15 dias, o que eles interpretam como um motivo para poder cobrar vinte redações &#8216;originais e criativas&#8217; sobre temas absurdamente chatos.</p>
<p>Mas tudo bem, tudo bem, faço esse esforço! As redações geralmente são embasadas em tirinhas (que advinhem, não tem graça alguma). Dessa vez não, uma entrevista. Droga, demorarei mais de 30 segundos para ler o tema. Começo a ler:<br />
&#8221; Ziraldo fala sobre o humor (&#8230;) escreva uma redação argumentando a favor&#8221;. Ok, ok, vamos com calma. Nunca ri de nada que o Ziraldo fez em toda a sua vida.  &#8221;Rir não tem nada a ver com humor &#8211; diz Ziraldo&#8221;. Ótimo, estamos conversando, enfim.</p>
<p>Você faz então seu texto. Ficou bom? É claro que não! Você o(s) fez em míseros dez minutos, e durante os escrevia você estava quase acreditando que química é uma matéria, de fato, eletrizante. Você leva a redação até a professora, trêmulo. A professora te mira com um olhar de pura reprovação, e ela nem leu o título ainda (que por acaso foi escolhido por mero acaso). Ela talvez tenha sentido o cheiro do quão ruim você é, a distância. Com uma esferográfica vermelha, ela começa a esgrimar seu texto.</p>
<p><em>Vírgulas.</em> Na minha opinião, se o seu texto é um bolo, a vírgula é o granulado: devem ser aplicadas com parcimônia, somente onde ficar bonito. Ponto e vírgula é um sinal tão escuso que eu nem sei se é do gênero masculino ou do feminino e muito menos se o correto é com hífens (<em>ponto-e-vírgula</em>). Ele/Ela é tipo a cereja do bolo: você vai ver textos com, nunca o seu.</p>
<p>O seu texto, antes tratado com carinho paternal, é duramente golpeado com tinta vermelha. É a sua redação sangrando pela sua incompentência. Seus olhos, por um breve instante, enchem-se de lágrimas. Apesar de tudo, a redação é sua filha.</p>
<p>&#8221;Está ruim&#8221; &#8211; diz ela, como se eu não soubesse, e pega um carimbo em sua gaveta. &#8221;Não está somente ruim. É ruim a um ponto em que eu nunca vi na minha vida. Um analfabeto teria melhores resultados que o senhor. Pedro Álvares Cabral está envergonhado em seu túmulo, por indiretamente, ter te passado o conhecimento da belíssima língua portuguesa, que foi cruel e friamente assassinada. Eu, como professora de redação, penso que só me resta o suícidio se este texto vazar. Recomendo que nunca mais escreva um texto, uma linha, um período, uma oração, uma palavra, um recibo, seu nome. Não vejo como o toque seu em uma caneta pode trazer algo além de infortúnio, dor e desgraça. Aqui, este carimbo tem seu nome escrito. Use-o quando precisar.&#8221;</p>
<p>Silêncio.</p>
<p>&#8221;Quer dizer que eu não preciso mas vir na aula de redação?&#8221;</p>
<p>A professora, então, se joga da janela.</p>
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		<title>Ironias da vida&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 17:16:57 +0000</pubDate>
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